College
by BroBible Staff on September 27, 2013

Quick Hit:

SEC caliber girls, football, and alcohol. Oh, and a non shitty SEC degree.

We're intrigued! 8 out of 10.

House Parties:

House parties are almost always the go-to pregame of anyone who's anyone. Most parties start at 10, but everyone is shitfaced by 10 anyway.

Our friend here seems like he isn't clear-headed enough to accurately judge the parties from 10 p.m. on, but we'll take his drunken advice. Schools with good frats always have good parties. 8 out of 10.

Bars and Clubs:

Downtown Athens is bar-none the best collegiate bar scene. I have no clue how many bars there are, but there's everything from your typical slutty freshman bar to live band bars. Downtown is always wild, but gameday weekend hypes this shit up tenfold. Nonetheless, Athens has the best bars north of the fucking Equator, just ask the USC fans that wound up in Athens-Clarke Jail after a rough day of football and alcohol.

Two of us have been to Athens. Athens is fucking awesome. 9.5 out of 10.

Fraternity Life:

Like every other SEC school, if you're not in a fraternity/sorority, your social life probably sucks. We have about 30% Greek involvement, but I can't name you a single hot independent girl. Fraternities here throw huge ass tailgates, along with your typical mountain weekend, beach weekend, and Braves date nights. Sorority girls: do I even need to say anything? It's the SEC.

True, the SEC fraternity and sorority life is bar-none, but any good party school worth their salt should have something for the other 70%. That being said, 8 out of 10.

Girls:

Bid day is the best day on campus for a reason, guys pile in trucks and line up on Milledge to watch UGA's up and coming sorority bitches celebrate in their sexy white dresses. The other 364 days a year don't suck either, as UGA's finest are constantly on display around campus. Thank God I go to The University of Georgia.

Yeah. 9 out of 10.

Sports Raging:

Gameday in Athens is an experience unlike any other. There's nothing like waking up hungover as shit to tailgates set up all around campus. Rumor on campus is night games are being cut back because students couldn't make it to the game. True or not, it's jut a testament to how hard we rage around Athens.

Tailgate, tailgate, tailgate. Tailgates at Georgia are legendary, even the football and basketball teams, lately, haven't been. 7.5 out of 10.

Big Events:

While Georgia has a few other rivals (Tech and Auburn), nothing comes close to the hatred that Georgia fans/students/alumni have for those fuckers in Gainesville. Every year, around Halloween, Georgia and Florida fans gather on the infamous Frat Beach in St. Simons Island and rage at the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party (In actual terms, the largest shitfest the world has ever had the privilege to lay its eyes on). Ringing the bell all night after victories is pretty sweet too, especially when it keeps opposing fans up all night.

The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party may be the best party to hit the South each year. Minus points, though, for not actually taking place in Athens. 8 out of 10.

Intangibles:

The best campus atmosphere in the country, the craziest gamedays, and the hottest girls. On a serious note, the education is the 2nd best in the SEC (I'll concede that one Vandy) and there's no greater pride than going to the best University in the state. There's nothing quite as great as being a Georgia Bulldog. #dawgsontop

Catch that subtle dig at Georgia Tech? Those are always fun.

UGA is an amazing party school, and a great school to go to in general. It's worthy of being right near the very top. 8.5 out of 10.

Overall How We Party Standings, Week 16:

1. Ohio State: 8.6

2. Florida State: 8.5

3. University of South Carolina: 8.4

4. University of Georgia: 8.31

5. University of Southern California: 8.3

6. Penn State University: 8.2

7. University of Texas-Austin: 8.1

8. University of Illinois: 7.9

9. Miami of Ohio 7.85

T-10. University of Arizona: 7.8

T-10. University of Michigan: 7.8

11. University of Dayton: 7.65

12. UC Santa Barbara: 7.6

13. University of Central Florida: 7.5

14. Elon 7.3

15. Duke University: 6.4

16.  Georgetown University: 6.3

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