College
by Brandon Wenerd on April 3, 2014

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High school kids really think they’re the beeknees, ah? Take, for example, this over-privileged douche who’s probably only lived on Mommy and Daddys dime his entire existence. In a Facebook post on a page for incoming WVU froshies, he brags about coming to Morgantown to be the biggest frat star and steal starting QB Clint Trickett (spelled wrong, though, because fuck spelling!)’s girlfriend. I bet barely a day has gone by that he hasn’t rocked a pair of Sperrys. No doubt he has a drawer that’s nothing by Chubbies.

Here’s the comment, via TSM:

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Bro…

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Have fun being a douche in college.

Brandon Wenerd

About Brandon Wenerd...

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's senior editor, guru of @brotips, and director of strategic partnerships. He joined BroBible in the fall of 2009 after graduating from Penn State. When he’s not writing, Brandon enjoys fishing, Phish, Philly sports, Dewey Beach, supporting live music, hot sauce, and beer. E-mail him with post ideas and news tips: brandon@brobible.com.