Nicholas Selby is a Georgia Tech sophomore who may have listened to Dane Cook's Retaliation a few too many times in middle school. And the result is this convocation address, a 2001: Space Odyssey-themed, slightly deranged message meant to fire up Welcome Week freshmen for four years of non-stop engineering and girl-seeking. (They're out there on the Tech campus. Somewhere.)
Honestly, though: Gotta love the enthusiasm.