College
by BroBible Staff on October 29, 2010

Alpha Tao Omega

Steve Spurrier

Florida legend, and sole hope for the South Carolina Gamecocks.

William Davidson

Motorcycle entrepreneur, founder of Harley Davidson.

Jim Mora

What team does he coach for now?

Beta Theta Pi

Sam Walton

Wal-Mart founder, savior of all cheap-asses and less fortunate others.

Kenneth Lay

The Enron jackass.

John Wooden

National titles, anyone?

Delta Tau Delta

John Elway

The only Denver Bronco we know other than Tim Tebow.

Drew Carey

“Price is Right” host, former “Whose Line Is It Anyways?” and “Drew Carey Show” alum.

Will Ferrell

“We’re going streakin’!”

Kappa Sigma

Robert Redford

Movies galore, both acting and directing. Sundance, too.

Jimmy Buffett

It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.

Jerry Jones

Can buy his team the best stadium, but can’t buy a win for anything.

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Phi Delta Theta

Burt Reynolds

“The Longest Yard” and more.

Neil Armstrong

First man to walk on the Moon. No big deal.

Wes Welker

New England Patriots: fantasy team top pick.

Pi Kappa Alpha

Tim McGraw

Country-singing badass.

Jeremy Piven

An actor on the greatest TV show regarding the life we all wish we lived: “Entourage.”

Jon Stewart

“Daily Show” genius.

Sigma Alpha Epsilon

David Spade

Drink a beer with Joe Dirt.

Phil Jackson

Bull and Laker legend.

Nick Lachey

He took Jessica Simpson’s V-card… you’ve got to give him credit.

Sigma Chi

John Wayne

Vegas icon.

David Letterman

Here's a true “My Dad Is A Bro” candidate… getting it done both with the wife and the co-worker.

Brad Pitt

Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie?

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Sigma Phi Epsilon

James Naismith

Inventing the sport of basketball will get you on a lot of lists.

Tom Hicks

Owns the Dallas Stars, Texas Rangers, and Liverpool FC.

Fred L. Turner

Chairman and contributor to America’s sole weight problem: McDonald's.

Sigma Nu

Harrison Ford

“Indiana Jones” and “Star Wars” will do the trick.

Bob Barker

“The Price Is Right”… or as Happy says: “The price is WRONG, b*tch!”

The Manning Bros

Football brotherhood.

Tau Kappa Epsilon

Ronald Reagan

He’s important, just give him that.

Willie Nelson

Age-old country singer.

Elvis Presley

The founder of all things music.

Zeta Beta Tau

George Macy

What’s better, owning Macy’s, or having a parade with your name?

Donnie Edwards

NFL linebacker; currently a free agent.

Harold Ramis

Wrote the greatest frat movie of all time, “Animal House.”

If your fraternity didn’t make the list, please, throw in a comment to make the list as classy as possible. And if your favorite celebrity never went Greek, he’s not worth the fame. The party started in college, let’s keep it that way. For more fraternity nonsense, hazing horror stories, and pledgeship secrets revealed, check out PledgingSucks.com.