Alpha Tao Omega
Florida legend, and sole hope for the South Carolina Gamecocks.
Motorcycle entrepreneur, founder of Harley Davidson.
What team does he coach for now?
Beta Theta Pi
Wal-Mart founder, savior of all cheap-asses and less fortunate others.
The Enron jackass.
National titles, anyone?
Delta Tau Delta
The only Denver Bronco we know other than Tim Tebow.
“Price is Right” host, former “Whose Line Is It Anyways?” and “Drew Carey Show” alum.
“We’re going streakin’!”
Movies galore, both acting and directing. Sundance, too.
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.
Can buy his team the best stadium, but can’t buy a win for anything.
Phi Delta Theta
“The Longest Yard” and more.
First man to walk on the Moon. No big deal.
New England Patriots: fantasy team top pick.
Pi Kappa Alpha
An actor on the greatest TV show regarding the life we all wish we lived: “Entourage.”
“Daily Show” genius.
Sigma Alpha Epsilon
Drink a beer with Joe Dirt.
Bull and Laker legend.
He took Jessica Simpson’s V-card… you’ve got to give him credit.
Here's a true “My Dad Is A Bro” candidate… getting it done both with the wife and the co-worker.
Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie?
Sigma Phi Epsilon
Inventing the sport of basketball will get you on a lot of lists.
Owns the Dallas Stars, Texas Rangers, and Liverpool FC.
Fred L. Turner
Chairman and contributor to America’s sole weight problem: McDonald's.
“Indiana Jones” and “Star Wars” will do the trick.
“The Price Is Right”… or as Happy says: “The price is WRONG, b*tch!”
The Manning Bros
Tau Kappa Epsilon
He’s important, just give him that.
Age-old country singer.
The founder of all things music.
Zeta Beta Tau
What’s better, owning Macy’s, or having a parade with your name?
NFL linebacker; currently a free agent.
Wrote the greatest frat movie of all time, “Animal House.”
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