by woveneric on April 9, 2013

1. The dancing at the 17-second mark is BAD. 

2. The guy in the green button-down Polo shirt has a face full of regret, asking himself what poor, terrible decisions he made along the road of life to be squirted in the face with a hose during a drunken bikini lapdance contest. He can't wait to get the hell off that stage, probably for the very-real fear that he'll end up on YouTube. Guess what happened?

3. The Bro judge in the white V-neck and wayfarers is NOT enjoying it at all. There's a look of abject terror on his face.

4. She COMPLETELY skips the chubby Bro judge in the red shorts. Complete rejection. Instead, she goes for the shirtless Bro to his left with a head full of lettuce. That guy even points at him to get her to give his neighbor a lapdance, but it doesn't happen. Sorry dude, sucks. Better luck next time.

5. The inevitable fall. 

Hey, how about a GIF? You got it: