Make Sure You Invite the Right People
Don’t sit at home all alone, round up your entourage and get out there! Unite the bros and then hit up some ladies. Remember, without you, chicks would be sitting at home watching the Bachelorette instead of taking body shots. You are doing them a favor by getting them to cruise the bars. They seriously owe you. An important ingredient for a good time is people to share it with. Who will lift you up for a keg stand? Who will hand you the chaser (not that you need chaser)? Who’s going to draw a Hitler ‘stache on your face and then take a picture of you passed out on top of some rando? Who’s going to keep you from calling your ex-girlfriend and tell her she’s a bitch, or encourage you to call your ex-girlfriend and tell her she’s a bitch? These are important roles that need to be filled and shouldn’t be taken for granted! The people you choose to party with are the bros that will keep you bar hopping all night and will wake you up by chucking a full beer at your face the next morning.
Even Though You Say You Don’t Want It, You Always Gotta Have Some Drama
Even more important than having people around on the weekend is drama (specifically stupid drama that you aren’t a part of). What better to laugh at than stupid people arguing about stupid things? Bros fighting bros, chicks yelling at chicks about bros. Sounds excellent to us. Drama is essential to any epic Fraturday because that’s what people want to talk about. If you head back to the water cooler on Monday with no stories about mud wrestling, hair pulling, chest bumping, or black eyes, you’ll lose your reputation faster than we can shotgun a cold one. So go ahead, invite those two girls that hate each other and those two guys that always are looking for a fight. Who cares if shit gets broken, get ready for free entertainment.
For a Seriously Awesome Weekend, You Have to Create a Crazy Theme
A themed weekend is always a good weekend. Bust out your Hawaiian shirt or cowboy hat and get ready to get rowdy. Themes are minimal effort for you with maximum results. Chicks love theme parties and flock in little or no clothing to drink alcohol out of plastic handles just because you told them it might be an Anything But Clothes party. Make a quick sign on the back of a keystone box and you’ve got yourselves some decorations. Chicks love to dress to impress and a theme is the perfect excuse. Parties with themes make for the best pictures which is what you’ll need to get you through the following week until the next weekend. They also make for epic walk of shames the next morning. Who doesn’t love seeing a sexy school girl walking out of an apartment complex bright and early Sunday morning?
This post was originally published on Sorry For Partying.