College
by BroBible Babes on March 7, 2014

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Thomas Bagley is the Duke University student who outed Belle Knox as the Duke porn star, despite her trying (with a lot of futility) to conceal her identity. In an open-letter from porn distributor Mike Kulich, he invites Bagley to perform for one of his porn sites. He even offers Bagley $10,000 to perform in a video for the site with Belle Knox. Oh how the tides have turned. Via Cltampa.com:

Dear Mr. Bagley,

First off, I would like to thank you for being such a fan of our business. For someone who subscribes to a site like Facial Abuse I want to commend you for spending the $200 a week your parents send you every week for living expenses wisely. Facial Abuse is a great site! There is nothing like watching a new girl getting a huge cock viciously rammed down her throat. I like your taste!

I want to also commend you on getting accepted into Duke. Great school! I am sure your parents are proud. I bet you pull straight A’s when you’re not whacking it to Facial Abuse and Casting Couch movies. I love our fans and I love you! You are the type of guy that makes our business move.

With that I would like to make you an offer. As I sit here in my office at 6:30 on a Wednesday night I am writing a check for $10,000 to pay to the order of Thomas Bagley. I want to give you the opportunity to live out all your fantasies. In addition to that 10K, there is a plane ticket and hotel room with your name on it out here in sunny Los Angeles. Screw the polar vortex. Get your ass out and come shoot for us! I will give you the opportunity to bang ANY porn star you want. We will make you a celebrity because it is apparent how much you love porn and attention.

10 Grand is a lot of money for a kid like you. Do you know how many porn memberships you could buy with that? That is more than a lifetime membership to Facial Abuse!

I ask that you seriously consider our offer. Any girl you want! Come out to LA and become a star. ALSO, for every inch you are packing over 4, I will throw in an EXTRA $1,000. Get your tiny pecker out here and become the next Ron Jeremy kiddo!

All my best,

Mike Kulich
CEO
Monarchy Distribution
15303 Ventura Blvd
9th Floor
Sherman Oaks, CA 91403

 

BOOM! Bro just went reverse bullying on you, Duke froshie. Shouldn’t have opened your mouth. So to go for the $10,000 or not? Seems like easy money to me, Bro. You’re a freshman… All of this will be completely forgotten in a year and ancient history in four years, when you graduate. You’ll be able to ball like a rockstar with that sweet, sweet porn $$$$.

Plus, going to law school is overrated. You’ll be able to make a very nice living in the communications industry somewhere. I suggest PR, since it’s completely moral-less.

[H/T: Gawker]

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