College
by Kyle Koster on February 18, 2014

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It appears this Ford enthusiast’s night of boozing took a dark turn. From what I can ascertain from the uber-intelligent dialogue, his roommates thought it would be funny to lock him in the kitchen. Our fearless Hawkeye wasn’t having it, though, and did the only logical thing — he knocked a hole through a cheap-ass door so he could reach the handle.

Knowing that their security deposit was a goner, the roommates decided the human tornado should finish the job. He complied with very little prodding.

Enjoy college, guys. You’ll never have a period of your life where you make so many terrible decisions without real consequences.

Kyle Koster

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