A Delta Chi At Hobart Tried To Do A Bike Trick Off The Front Porch, Face-Planted Himself Into Next Week

What could possibly go wrong here? You just pedal hard, pull up on the handles, and stick the landing like a fuckin’ boss. Or, you forgo all of that and you go muff dive Mother Earth.

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The only two comments that can be found in the comment section of this Instagram video summarize this entire situation quite nicely…