As the dog days of summer drag on, those of college age continue to sweat it out as day laborers or grapple with boredom at pointless cubicle-based internships. However, hope springs eternal, with Welcome Week looming on the not-so-distant horizon.

Oh, what a time it will be! No responsibilities. Binge drinking. Casual and particularly sloppy hookups. It just may be the greatest time of the year.

And we here at BroBible want to help you get sufficiently pumped. With that in mind, we’re offering you the opportunity to not only share your exploits with the world, but also win high-quality duds in which to party.

How, you ask? Well, it’s as easy as a naïve freshman girl.

Just tell us your craziest Welcome Week story – and don’t hold back on the details. We’ll publish the cream of the crop and send each lucky author a Brash Brothers shirt or tank of their choice.

Need some inspiration? Our resident philanderer J. Camm has quite a tale himself about his first days at the University of Miami. Topping it will be a tall order, but, knowing our readers, it’s definitely doable.

Submit your stories here. Now, get scribbling!