By now we've all read Rebecca Martinson's incredible case for Tourettes symptoms extending to the written word. We've also gone back through her tweets, and debated whether she's either worthy of scorn or a marriage proposal. (Personally, I think I'm in love with her.)
The DG email now forever known as "The Cunt Punt" got the dramatic reading it so, so deserved from Funny or Die and Michael Shannon today. Other than Glengarry Glen Ross-era Al Pacino, I can't think of a better person to read this other than Shannon—he's played crazy menace so well on Boardwalk Empire for three seasons, and, in this Emmy-worthy work, he perfectly builds everything up to "cunt punt," before ending the reading in a sea of rage. It's beautiful.
Meanwhile, our friends at TFM have their own dramatic reading of the UMD sorority e-mail. It's also a must-watch:
[H/T: Funny or Die]