You expect a lot out of a private college where you're dropping $50,000 a year—but one thing you probably don't expect is your quantum physics professor starting off his first lecture by stripping down and curling into a fetal position while footage of Hitler, Saddam Hussein, and 9/11 plays on a projector behind him.
If I'm paying tuition, I'm incredibly pissed. If I'm not... Eh, at least the class was interesting.





























