Hey everyone, how was your 4th of July? Did you go big or go home? Did you rock out hard in your Back to Back World War Champs tanks and scream the lyrics to "America, F*ck Yeah!" between colossal quantities of Fratty Light? Of course you did.
As enthusiastic as college kids are about the 4th of July, how much do they know about the historical facts of the holiday? Yesterday the Bros at /whatever asked a bunch of UCSB students partying in Isla Vista some 2nd grade questions about the United States: How many stars and stripes on the flag? What year did America get Independence? Who did America get Independence from? Who is Benjamin Franklin? What's the difference between Independence Day and the 4th of July? Etc.
The moronic answers will make you SMH and weep bald eagle tears for the younger generation.