A college kid from Baton Rouge (LSU?) got sh*tfaced last week and woke up with a fish purchased from Wal-Mart. The student doesn't know what to do with the fish, unfortunately, so he or she turned to Craigslist to write this hilarious ad asking someone to name the fish, which has skills included but not limited to playing beer pong and watching fish porn.

What do you get if you offer the most money? How 'bout weekly updates, naming rights, and video of its viking funeral on the event of its death?

H/T: Buzzfeed