13. Get Bent for the First Time in Your Life
Sorry for the college slang here but bent strictly means being intoxicated or high. If you spent your high school days in the books and not at the parties, then get your ass to a bar and get bent up like it is no one’s business.
12. Clean the Freshman Facebook Out
Not everyone is going to be able to accomplish this feat. In fact, most men will not. Cleaning out the Freshman Facebook means sleeping with all the freshman girls. It is legendary if you can manage to accomplish this feat as only a few have ever been able to. It isn't going to be easy but the best things in life aren't.
11. Get Drunk in Class
Is that a water bottle or rum container? Since this is college, you won't even have to try to hide the alcohol that great. Just use a McDonald's cup or something Lance Armstrong has on his bikes and go to town. For extra points, bring along some friends who aren't even in the class to drink along with you. Shit, make up a drinking game and go nuts.
10. Skip a Class to Have Sex
Remember earlier when we said to skip class to sleep? Well, this is skipping class for sex, a feat most men accomplish daily. If you have that girl willing to day time, you mine as well give it a go and make the most of it. Don't waste college by saying no all the time, this time say yes. You can always buy the notes online.
9. Discover What Sexile Means
You can thank your roommate for this one but for those of you without a clue about the word Sexile, let us explain. It simply means you are banned from the room because your roommate is having sex. If your roommate is getting laid every night of the week, don't be mad, get even. Start bringing girls over earlier in the day and throw the Sexile right back at him.
8. Find Someone to be Your Slam Piece
Sure, this is going to make the list but does it even have to? Are you really not already hoping to find a slam piece, aka sex buddy, for your first semseter in college? That should be a requirement for every man. Of course you want to have a no-brainer, that makes life so much simplier. You have no idea how much fun life can be when you have a fall back girl.
7. Become a Beer Pong King
College is not complete until you become a legend in beer pong. It is a simple game that combines your athletic skills with beer drinking. If you can manage to handle them both, you can become a master of beer pong.
6. Start a Protest for Something You Don’t Care About
Protests are a terrific way to meet women. Most men that are at protests are only there to begin with because of a woman. If you don't beleive us, go to a protest at your school and look around. There will always be more women and the men know just about as much as you do about what is going on. Go ahead. Try it.
5. Do a Keg Stand, Naked
Don't ask us how or when but we have been there. Not all dares should be followed but this one is just simply too great. Streaking can be fun but naked keg stands are just plain awesome. You try finding a friend willing to hold you up while your dangling modifier flaps in the wind. That is true friendship ladies.
4. The Walk of Shame
The Walk of Shame is an honor for men. If we see a woman walking back to her dorm after a night of partying, wearing the same clothes she had on the night before, we secretly high five each other. But for a man, the Walk of Shame isn't a mark of disgust, it is a badge of honor. Those secret high fives end up becoming real high fives as you stroll across the campus. You might even have a guy or two hand you some food and water.
3. Get a Hummer in Public
We aren’t telling you to go out and get a hummer while walking down Times Square in NYC. Come on now, use common sense on this one. If you want it to work, however, you might have to put some effort into the woman this time.
2. Use the Library for Sexual Adventures
This one takes a certain type of man. Not any man can find himself a girl willing to explore her sexuality in the library. But for those of us who can take full advantage of the situation and have some fun with it. Every library at every college campus has one spot or floor that rarely gets used, start there.
1. Road Trip with your Buddies
This is the ultimate thing any Bro should do during his first year in college. It is a rite of passage. Take a road trip anywhere, the destination does not matter. Plan to go to somewhere far enough away that you have no connections to your past life. You don't want to be hooking up with a girl that just so happens to be cousins with your old lady, right? Road trips are just as fun as you can imagine so get it together and go on one before the end of Freshman year. You will not regret it.