Don't go to college and waste your time. Make something happen.
A college bucket list is the perfect way to make life happen while attending your first year of college. It gives you a road map of the things you should spend time trying to accomplish rather than just sitting around studying and playing Call of Duty.
Going to college is a huge change in a person's life. Everything starts to change on day one and it doesn't stop until you are too old to realize how much you missed out on. So don't be a tool, have fun with this list. Make your own. All you need is a piece of paper and a pen then write down a list of things you want to do before next summer. It is that simple.
But to get your started, here are the 25 things you HAVE to do before you enter your second year.
25. Eat an Entire Pizza, Alone.
Most people can probably already do this one but have never attempted to. As a college freshman, you will have plenty of free time so why not set aside one night to watch bad horror movies and eat an entire pizza. The toppings are up to you. Just make sure it is you and you alone that accomplishes this feat. If you get another person to assist, it is meaningless to the list.
24. Attend a Sorority House Foam Party
Having been to a foam party, the one thing we can tell you is that you are guaranteed to get laid. Just remember one thing, don't ever bring a woman to a Sorority Foam Party. Let that be your first lesson in life. Trust us, there will be girls willing to party at this event. Would you bring sand to the beach?
23. Go to a Bar, Get into a Fight, Get Kicked Out of That Bar
No one is telling you to go to a crappy bar, get into a random fight, and then have three former WWE wrestlers bounce your ass out of there. But we aren't telling you to not do that either. It comes down to one thing, do you want to live or do you want to survive? Because getting into a bar fight is living Bro's.
22. Learn to Speak Another Language (Just the Bad Words)
Spanish, French, or Italian. If you can learn to speak any of those three languages, it doesn't even matter what you are saying to a woman, she is already going to be impressed. Just make sure you aren't speaking nonsense. It has to make some kind of sense just in case she happens to speak it too. You don't want to end up in a battle of wits with someone that can speak another language.
21. Get a Chick To Eat a Banana While Also Competing in a Wet T-Shirt Contest
This isn't so much a to-do as it is something every man should encounter before he turns 21 years of age. You can knock out two birds with one stone on this one. The kicker is convincing the girl to eat the banana during her time on stage. That is going to be where the fun comes in. You have to get a girl to eat a banana during the competition, you can't just watch and expect it to happen. This list isn't that easy.
20. Sneak into a Casino
Don't get arrested. If you sneak into a casino and blame us for telling you to, you're an idiot. You have to be stealthy and suave. If you think a fake ID might work, think again. This one is going to need planning and quite possibly a hot chick or two to distract the guards at the door. And beleive us, it isn't that hard to distract a man when a pretty lady starts to flirt with him.
19. Lie and Tell Someone You are a Professor
You are probably wondering what we mean by someone. It's a girl dummy. Convince a girl that you are teaching Psych 2002 or something else not important enough for someone to analyze. Chicks dig professors especially the freshman chicks you might find at a party.
18. Skip a Class for No Other Reason Than to Sleep
This is obviously the first thing you will end up crossing off your list. Some classes will suck so bad you won't be able to attend for more than 15 minutes before fleeing for your life. Those classes are also the early ones and the ones most likely to be skipped so have a friend that can sign you in and then don't even bother setting an alarm.
17. Go Streaking During a Live Sports Event
Again, no one is telling you to do something that will get you arrested. However, if you decide to attend the school's swim meet and spontaneously strip down to your birthday suit and jump in, no one here will get mad. In fact, you might end up becoming an internet star. So make sure to do some crunches first.
16. Do a Bar Crawl
Getting drunk at one bar is fine. But what about getting drunk at one bar after another after another after another and so on? Bar crawls are about as American as hot apple pie and Kate Upton. The whole night will be spent drinking at one bar before someone tells you it is time to move on. Then commence drinking at the next bar. It is so much fun you might end up doing this weekly.
15. Grow a Beard
Real men have beards. Have you not seen the Gifs? You can wait until No-Shave November or you can man up and start growing one today. Either way, if you don't have a beard by the end of Freshman year, you are doing it wrong.
Don’t ever use that word. Ever. If you use it, you should find a place to hide and go pour hot wax on your head. That word sucks in every size, shape, and form.
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