I don’t know what my Pike chapter was doing wrong, but we never had the kind of cash it takes to pull off this kind of production. They’ve got a live parrot for fuck’s sake! I’m not hating, I just want to know who paid for all this shit. The best we could do for our annual Pike Hawaiian party was buying shit at the 99-Cent store and providing all the Natty Ice a human liver could handle. And I thought that was really gracious of us. But this…this is slightly better.
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