We've all been there: you're having an epic drinking night, but then realize that you're on the threshold of drinking yourself into a world of hurt and hangovers the next day. Most of us can't recognize that boundary and continue to consume liquor and hope that the rest of the night will be so amazing that they'll make a motion picture based on your drunken hijinx and thus worth the absolute misery of a hangover the following day. Now, there might be a cure besides the typical Gatorade and Advil to help you party all night long without reservations.
This new company, called "Hangover Heaven," says you can party as hard as you want in Las Vegas and they will cure your hangover. The after-party service claims that their new IV procedure can rid the body of those delicious toxins that will completely disable you with a deafening hangover. Board certified anesthesiologist and founder Jason Burke created his own FDA approved liquid remedy which contains vitamins, medications, and amino acids that he promises a hangover cure in 45 minutes or less for 90% of lushes. Starting on April 14th there will be a fleet of Hangover Heaven buses traveling the Vegas strip on the lookout for weary drunkards who don't want to waste a day of recuperating from their night of boozing. The hangover doctors will even come to your room to administer your medicine, but for a price. Their website lists in-room visits will start at $400, but if you catch the bus prices range from $130-200.
You will need to answer medical history questions as well as allow the medical professional to assess your hangover severity score. I have a hard enough time answering those medical surveys when I'm perfectly sober at the doctor's office, I can only imagine what happens when there's a drunk d-bag on a bus with other drunk d-bags.
Apparently the only side effect is heartburn. I'm sure that's the only expected side effect, but from personal experience I know that drinking will make your blood thinner and cause platelets not to clot wounds. Plus you do you really want a needle going into your body in Las Vegas of all places?
Sound off in the comments about if you are willing to get a needle and pay for this anti-hangover procedure...