It's the middle of Sex Week at Brown University and things are starting to heat up. Earlier this week they held "Fornication 101" -- teaching students about "ejaculation, petting kitties, putting condoms on with your mouth, anal adventures, G-spot stimulation, and sexual positions" -- and today, Thursday, March 14, at 4pm, the university is taking off the gloves and diving into prostate play by offering it's male students the course of a lifetime, “The Ultimate Guide to Prostate Pleasure,” effectively giving everyone in attendance the tools to be like E.L. from "Road Trip" when the nurse at the sperm bank milked his prostate for all it was worth. So basically, attending this seminar will allow you to learn how to finger your asshole and get something out of it. Terrrrrrrrific.
According to the Brown Sex Week Official Site:
“The Ultimate Guide to Prostate Pleasure”, Charlie Glickman
4pm @ Wilson 105
Are you curious about prostate play? Or maybe you’ve tried you’ve tried it and want some tips to make it even more fun? Charlie Glickman PhD, author of The Ultimate Guide to Prostate Pleasure: Erotic Exploration for Men and their Partners, will give you all the info you need to see for yourself why more men and their partners are discovering how much fun prostate stimulation can be. He’ll talk about the common concerns that sometimes keep people from exploring it (and how to overcome them), tips for easy and pleasureable anal penetration, prostate massage, which toys work best for prostate fun, pegging, combining prostate pleasure with other kinds of sex, and much more. Whether you’re just starting out or you already enjoy prostate play, come learn some new ways to make sex lots of fun! For more info about Charlie, please visit his website, on Facebook , or on Twitter.
FB EVENT: Prostate Play
As of right now, their Facebook event has two students confirmed as "going" (both female) and one down as a "maybe" (also a female). Good job, Bros, way to not want to stick your finger so far up your own ass that you massage your brain stem. And if you do, way to keep that shit to yourself. There is still hope for us after all.
[H/T Campus Reform]