Brown's Daniel went down to the Fox Point Hurricane Barrior yesterday and found himself getting interviewed by Alison Bologna. He was there, he said, because he was skeptical that a hurricane was actually going to hit Providence. (No, he wasn't thinking the hurricane was about to head out to the Atlantic—he actually thought the government was making all this up.)
Evidence he's an idiot: He goes to Brown, which believes grades are some sort of academic conspiracy. This line of thinking could extend to other cut-and-dry things, like hurricanes.
Evidence he's a troll: He's about to laugh the entire time. And he goes to an Ivy League school.