College
by David Covucci on February 6, 2014

bro-urinates

 

Cancel your best frat stories of 2014 lists, because Noah McCall has already secured first place.

Allegedly. And what did he allegedly do? Well, how about pee on top of a cop’s head who was breaking up a party at the Pi Kappa Phi house at the University of Albany?

Yup. Would you like to read the police report from it? Of course you would.

The defendant did cause reckless physical injury to the CO, an on-duty, uniformed police officer, by urinating on the back staircase directly above the CO’s head, causing his urine to fall onto the head and face of the CO requiring treatment at Albany Med for bodily fluid exposure.

Bro or not Bro? Certainly stupid, but ballsy, which I say makes it Bro. Also, there’s the off chance this was unintentional, that he was drunk and peeing and didn’t know there was a cop below him.

Ha. Sure.  Because it’s not like he’s a member of an unsanctioned frat that was kicked off campus for hazing or anything.

[Mugshot via The Smoking Gun]

David Covucci

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