College kids, add Chipotle to your hook-up bucket list. Just don’t get caught.
Newark, Delaware — hope of the Fight’ Blue Hens from the University of Delaware — knows how to keep it classy. Back around St. Patrick’s Day, a UDel couple got their fuck on by a dumpster near Grotto’s Pizza, a Delaware institution. Now a couple has been arrested for having sex on the roof of a Chipotle just two blocks away. Here’s how it went down:
The bizarre incident happened at about 9:40 p.m. Saturday at the Chipotle restaurant on East Main Street in Newark. The restaurant closes at 10 p.m. and was still open for business.
According to investigators, officers with the Newark Police Department were called to scene after receiving multiple reports of a male and female having sex on the roof of the restaurant.
When an officer arrived, he was on the opposite side of the street and clearly observed the couple engaging in sexual intercourse on the roof at the very front of the Chipotle building.
How could it get better? Oh, you wait. It gets MUCH, much better:
The officer told the couple to stop, but police say they continued for approximately 15-20 seconds before stopping.
The officer told the couple they were under arrest, but investigators say the pair got off the roof and ran into the male’s apartment on East Main Street.
Police located the couple in the apartment and they were taken into custody.
Fortunately for the reputation of Blue Hen alumni everywhere, they weren’t UDel students:
The male suspect has been identified as 39-year-old Michael Suh of Newark, Delaware. The female has been identified as 27-year-old Nicole Germack, also of Newark.
Both are facing charges of Resisting Arrest, Lewdness, Indecent Exposure, Loitering and Conspiracy.
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