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The 30 Most Common Apology Text Messages Girls Send in College

By / 06.06.13

So here they are. The top 30 most common apology texts girls send in college, in no apparent order.

1. I’m sorry I threw up in the __________ (sink, bed, potted plant).

2. Sorry I picked a fight with ____________.

3. Sorry I cock blocked you.

4. Sorry that I didn’t cock block you and you took home some fat loser.

5. Sorry I ordered bottle service on your tab.

6. Sorry I got drunk and broke your _______ (camera, TV, phone).

7. Sorry I got us kicked out of the bar because I __________.

8. Sorry “we’ll only do one shot” turned into _________.

9. Sorry I skipped our _________ class, can I get the notes?

10. Sorry I left you at the bar, I was ____________ (making out with my ex).

11. Sorry I drank all your ___________, I’ll totally buy the next bottle.

12. Sorry I ate all of your _________________.

13. Sorry you had to carry me home.

14. Sorry I tried to fix you up with that weird guy from my stats class. At the time he really did seem like your soulmate.

15. Sorry I caused a scene at the bar. That bitch really was trying to fight me.

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16. Sorry I called you 27 times demanding to know why you’d left me when really you were in the bathroom.

17. I’m sorry I spilled my drink on your brand new iPhone 5 (Do not apologize if you spilled a drink on someone’s Droid. This just means they have hope of getting an iPhone).

18. Sorry I decided to wear heels.

19. Sorry I decided we should have a heart to heart about your recent break up in the bathroom.

20. Sorry I got drunk and slept with _________ (your brother, your sister, your roommate, your neighbor).

21. Sorry I gave your number instead of mine to that creepy guy by the jukebox.

22. Sorry I didn’t tell you that you had a nip slip.

23. Sorry I accidentally deleted your 25 page paper looking up cat videos on YouTube. You have it backed up, right?

24. Sorry I decided to use the bathroom behind a bush on the walk home even though there was a cop driving by.

25. Sorry I decided to yell at your ex for breaking your heart outside the bar.

26. Sorry I got so drunk that I cried about __________ (really anything, rule #4 folks. No drunk crying).

27. (To your ex) Sorry I didn’t call you I lost my phone (actually making out with another guy. Or girl).

28. (To your ex) I’m sorry for being an emotional drunk. I can’t help how I feel!

29. (Mass text) Sorry for blacking out during all of welcome week. I just missed you guys so much.

30. (Mass text) Sorry for waking you up, but has anyone seen Amber?

 

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