College
by J. Camm on June 23, 2014

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Every Bro Has a Story…used to be the tagline of this site. This Bro (above) now has his story, and shit, it’s better than most. Looking to capture a photo he would eventually turn into his every social media avatar, this unnamed American exchange student climbed into the marble vagina at Tubingen University Institute of Microbiology. And like a lot of men, the vagina lead to his demise.

Via the Herald Sun:

German emergency services were called to make a safe withdrawal of the student from the marble sculpture of a vulva in the grounds of Tubingen University Institute of Microbiology.

It ended up being quite a public spectacle.

Some 22 firefighters in five emergency vehicles arrived to watch the drama being played out on a public footpath.

“I was there!!! He just wanted to take a funny picture“ witness Erick Guzman posted to Imagur. “The fire department was not really amused, and he was really embarrassed.”

“This kid HAD to put his entire body in there. Couldn’t pretend to be eating it out or humping it like a normal human being.” – German Fire Fighters, probably.

Also, it’s probably a blessing that he only put his lower half in there because…

[Image via Erik Guzman / imgur]

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About J. Camm...

J. Camm is the Managing Editor of BroBible. He is a graduate of the University of Miami thanks mostly in part to a world-class short-term memory. When not writing drivel on the Internet, J.Camm enjoys golf and the inexplicable satisfaction that comes with forgetting a person's name the exact instant he meets them.