During the final days of 2013's spring semester, a group of fraternity guys at a nameless college on the West Coast "admittedly should have cleaned up" their house a bit better, and, instead, left for the summer and the whims of a university walk-thru. It didn't go so hot. Our tipster says the frat is now suspended, as the below email (hilariously) explains.
It took two months for the college to craft this report and email it to the fraternity. It's unbelievably thorough. It's laid out like a fucking congressional report. And, depending on how much respect you give to college administrators, it's made roughly 70% funnier by realizing some poor sap spent a beautiful summer day writing about "throw-up left in a common bathroom sink" and "remains of drinking games," including "tubing that looks like part of a beer bong." The highlight, though, is Page 2, which details the specific university rules broken by the ne'er-do-wells.
I counted 21. 21 broken rules uncovered by one walk-through. Amazing.
[H/T: Reader Email; Beer in red cup image via Shutterstock]