As the middle of August comes around and college kids everywhere are going back to school, BroBible is taking a look at some college topics. For all the bros out there going to school as freshmen this year, I can almost guarantee you that these ten things end up in your dorm whether you plan it or not.
Empty Alcohol Bottles
Option number one is that you’ll hold a classic dorm room pregame, and then simply be too lazy to clean it up for a while. More common though will be the ones who show off their drinking prowess by lining up their empties for everyone to see. Please don’t try to show off your collection of flavored vodkas or bottles of white wine. Maybe try to do something with the empties. Unfortunately, my Patrón bottle fish tank didn’t last. R.I.P. Pat and Rón.
A Cliché Poster

I challenge you to walk down a freshman hallway and not find Bob Marley, Muhammad Ali, Tyler Durden, and Vinnie Chase, all at least once. There’s nothing wrong with any of those guys, they’re just so awesome that they find homes on the walls at schools everywhere. Then there are the hot girls kissing posters. While also fantastic, be careful, as a lot of girls won’t take their clothes off in real life if too many have already done so on your walls. Check out the ongoing debate about this in the forums and share your opinion.
Clothes from Goodwill

When the opportunity presents itself to acquire a dope plaid blazer for five bucks, authentic Army fatigues for 10, and ridiculous t-shirts for a dollar each, you will jump on it. Since you really never know what you may find, going on a trip to Goodwill has a level of excitement that mall stores just can’t provide. This excitement is only magnified when you leave with six things for $14. Plus you’re probably broke so the options are limited.
Condoms

Kicking off the best four years of your life with a child and/or an STD is would not be ideal. Both of them have the potential to limit the amount of free time and fun you’ll have, your carefree lifestyle, and also your performance in school itself. Rawdogging college babes left and right may be what many bros are looking forward to as schools are starting, but wrapping it up definitely has its benefits.
Free T-Shirts and Shades

Student organizations and clubs know that the only way to get their classmates to pay attention is by providing free food or gear. A lot of schools will hold an event in the beginning of the semester to try to get kids to join clubs, and this is a prime opportunity to rack up free sh*t. There’s a good chance you wont join any clubs, but why not throw your back-up email on there and snag the shirt?





























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