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The 41 most entertaining celebrity tweets this week

By / 06.27.14

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Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.


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Oh, it’s coming…



Good to know.



Odd reference point, but okay.



Thanks.



And there went five seconds of our lives.



Wait, what?



Thank goodness.



Yes, we’d all be veering a lot more.



Rum can be a depressant.



Perfect.



Immediately.



So that’s where the movie’s name came from.



Hey, me too!



Seriously…



Let’s hope it doesn’t come to that.



Where’s a rimshot when you need one?



Talking to you, Suarez.



Keep trying, Jose.



Always take the over on this one.



I like this theory.



I like his mom.



I feel you, Dolph. I feel you.



You know you’re going to start a war, right, Seth. Just sayin’.



And somehow Apple gets over again.



Pass?



Is that how Roseanne landed Tom Arnold?



Seriously, what IS their problem?



DAMN RIGHT! USA! USA! USA!



No.



They really do have a bad attitude sometimes.



Seems fair.



Soccer…



USA! USA! USA!



Why would you?



Genius marketing.



Catchy.



I think I’ll pass on both.



It’s FAN-tastic!



#firstworldmodelproblems.



Have a great weekend, everybody!


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