The 37 most entertaining celebrity tweets this week

Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.

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Check a thesaurus.

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I have to say I like the crazy bum’s style though.

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A United pilot said that.

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That did take balls.

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That’s a scary measuring stick.

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Let us all know when you do.

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How come that was never in the books?

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Yeah, man up, people.

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Probably NOT the best idea, but A for effort.

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Bet she’s not the first to do that.

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One of those things…

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Nice save.

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Spoiler alert!

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Trying that this weekend.

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Surprised he just didn’t say H-E-double hockey sticks.

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We can hardly wait.

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Shocking.

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Fact.

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Also fact.

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Was she adopting a child in there?

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How does she know how nerds talk about Star Wars, hmmm?

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Oh, it’s coming.

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They’re nice like that.

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It’d be even funnier if this was true.

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Both are travesties.

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He’s probably right.

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Nice knowing you, Kat.

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Soccer fans, amirite?

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Wait, what?

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That Bill Murray is such a menace.

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Yet we still somehow understand you.

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Seriously, stop rubbing it in.

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Tell us how you really feel, Wil.

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Is that the scientific term?

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Oooh, that’s bad.

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Have a great weekend, everybody!