I believe this video of Justin Bieber having a rap battle with Wesley Snipes (at a club that paid Paris Hilton to DJ no less) is literally in the dictionary under the word “surreal.”
Of course, Bieber had to have his shirt off, because, you know, he’s so ripped. Though I guess his ploy worked because he reportedly got a lap dance from Paris the next night and partied with her until the early morn – a real coup since we know how tough it is to hook up with a woman of her high standards.
In related news, Wesley Snipes post-incarceration career seems to be right on track. Man, the Cannes Film Festival has really gone downhill.
Related: Justin Bieber got dragged by a truck but not in the cool, almost died kind of way
H/T WWTDD