Twitter Crazy: This week’s best celebrity tweets

Seth Meyers, Twitter

Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.

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Not Payton Manning.

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Porn does take the sting out of a devastating loss.

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That’s right, baby.

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Truth.

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Gives new meaning to the words “puppy love.”

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Oh God, don’t give them ammunition.

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Yes, two new teams next year please.

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I went into hiding after that too.

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But they were “heartfelt” tweets.

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Dogs were so pissed they were left out after reading this.

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Well, they are looking for a husband on a TV show.

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He has a point.

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Great, now bags are being profiled.

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Uh, okay, Sheik.

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Right there with you, Michael.

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Proof that guys never have to stop trying.

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If true, DMX is in trouble.

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Hell, why not just make it a reality show too.

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How does one even get into luge, anyway?

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See, there is a silver lining.

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I can see that.

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What is he talking about?

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Someone’s not a big Jay Leno fan.

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He already won a Super Bowl ring.

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Little tip.

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Jabroni English Muffin…

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Have a great weekend, everybody!