Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.
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https://twitter.com/OfficialKat/status/326227968655507456
So now we know that Kat Dennings watches QVC. Interesting.
There are 3 sex shops within walking distance from my hotel in Berlin. Grocery store would have been a bonus but I'm not gonna get greedy.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) April 22, 2013
We’ve been waiting four days for a follow-up on this.
The bigger question in this whole Reese Witherspoon arrest is: SHE WAS DRIVING A FORD FUSION!?
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) April 22, 2013
She’s just keeping it real.
I've thrown entire dinner plates away instead of cleaning them. Happy Earth Day!
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) April 22, 2013
That’s the spirit.
I see it almost every flight. People with backpacks on and when they turn in the aisle their pack is hitting people in the head. Dumbasses.
— Hurricane Helms (@ShaneHelmsCom) April 22, 2013
Pass this along to your friends.
https://twitter.com/TheRealRoseanne/status/326433029708992512
I don’t know…that’s a pretty controversial stance there.
One of the best things about being single is being able to roll over onto the cool side of the bed, ahhhh- feels so good.
— Bree Olson (@BreeOlson) April 23, 2013
TRUTH.
https://twitter.com/DavidSpade/status/326728179563761665
Totally unfair to Twitter war veterans.
I ate macaroni and cheese for breakfast because I'm a goddamn adult and I can do what I want.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) April 23, 2013
The perks of adulthood really never end do they?
I gave a fuck once. It was terrible. #DoYou
— Aubrey O'Day (@AubreyODay) April 24, 2013
Yes, it is much better to be on the receiving end.
Let's all try to live life as if Twitter could go over capacity at any moment.
— (((Jew))) (@JoshMalina) April 24, 2013
The world would be such a better place to live.
What Would Ryan Lochte Do? I don't think Ryan Lochte knows what he would do, and I suspect theoretical questions are not his forte.
— Camilla Cleese (@CamillaCleese) April 24, 2013
Jeah.
Is it strange that this porn company has left me sitting in a small padded windowless room whose only exit point is a steel reinforced door?
— Kayden Kross (@Kayden_Kross) April 24, 2013
No, not at all. They’ll be with you shortly.
Be gentle with yourself.
— Joanna (@iamjojo) April 24, 2013
Umm, I can’t say what I want to say here – you fill in the blank.
https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/327179064119029760
Yep, that’s how the pros do it Or is it cons?
It's like they gave every man I have avoided since high school a television show.
— Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) April 25, 2013
That was our plan all along.
I've met "World's Most Beautiful Woman" @GwynethPaltrow – she's beautiful, healthy, talented & fun. No wonder everyone's so outraged!
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) April 25, 2013
You’re not helping.
Work-related: anybody remember in the cartoons when someone would put a drop of water on a pill & it would turn into a big turkey dinner?
— Mo Rocca (@MoRocca) April 25, 2013
Yes and why haven’t we created that yet?!
White people who smoke menthols will stab you then go to a movie.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) April 25, 2013
That’s true.
I still don't completely trust Zooey Deschanel.
— (((Jew))) (@JoshMalina) April 25, 2013
Some #hoffspirational songs…some a bit corny but fun… to get you hoff and running! Have a great day! http://t.co/7Rr8imKzbM ad
— David Hasselhoff (@DavidHasselhoff) April 25, 2013
Does he talk like that when you speak to him in person too?
https://twitter.com/DavidSpade/status/327617487501934592
Poor Geno.
It's hard to put into words just how much better Rich Eisen is in his role than Chris Berman.
— Richard Deitsch (@richarddeitsch) April 26, 2013
No it isn’t. You just did, and it’s 100% true.
Feel like a woman, use a straw when drinking beer from a can
— RuPaul (@RuPaul) April 26, 2013
I had no idea it was that simple.