Some stranger in a crowd handed Lady Gaga their newborn baby, amazingly she did not eat it

Lady Gaga just landed in Perth, Australia and was in the midst of a crowd when some stranger handed her their newborn baby. Despite Lady Gaga looking like, well Lady Gaga, the baby somehow stayed calm when she began singing to it.

I’m calling bullshit on this. No way a newborn baby takes a look at that mug and doesn’t immediately go primal and start clawing Lady Gaga’s eyes out. That had to be some kind of android or super high tech doll or something, right?

If that kid is real we’re going to be reading about it some day a decade or two from now in the news. And it won’t be good. Book it.

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