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Ranking the hot hookups of Russell Brand

By / 07.15.13
Russell Brand dating history girlfriends

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With recent news that Katy Perry and John Mayer are apparently shacking up, it got us to wondering about her ex-husband Russell Brand and his alleged dating history. We know that a guy who can land a hottie like Katy Perry (and marry her, for God’s sake) has to have some skills with the ladies, but who else has Russell hooked up with over the years? It turns out that there have been quite a few famous ladies who have fallen for his charms. How many? Read on to find out.



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Imogen Thomas (2006)

Imogen Thomas

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Thomas, a legendary British glamour model, and Brand dated for about six weeks during which he positioned mirrors throughout his bedroom to watch the action



Hookup score: 9.5
I’d give him a 10, but she was on Big Brother.



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Kate Moss (2006)

Kate Moss

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Moss and Brand were an item as he was “recovering” from his sex addiction.



Hookup score: 10.0
She wasn’t thrilled that he told everyone they were having sex. Go figure.



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Sadie Frost (2006)

Sadie Frost Jude Law

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Frost, the mother of three of Jude Law’s children, and Brand reportedly had a brief affair. It’s what he does.



Hookup score: 8.5
2006 was quite the good year for Mr. Brand.



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Peaches Geldof (2006)

Peaches Geldof

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Not much information on this one so I’m not sure that it actually happened, though they were both quite the partiers back in the day.



Hookup score: 8.0
Docked half a bonus point for lack of clear confirmation.



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Courtney Love (2006)

Courtney Love

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Love reportedly told a friend, “He was delicious.”



Hookup score: 8.5
I did not need to know that.



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Abi Titmuss (2006, 2008)

Abi Titmuss

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Reportedly Brand saw Abi (another legendary British glamour model) at a party in 2006 and said to her, “You like sex too. You are filthy, aren’t you?”



Hookup score: 9.0
She later said they never went on a date. Who said anything about dating?



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Phoebe Price (2008)

Phoebe Price

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Phoebe Price is pretty much famous for being a kind of odd socialite who shows up at red carpets now and then, but then again, Russell has already proved he’ll bang anything that moves.



Hookup score: 7.5
Meh. Famous for being famous.



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Teresa Palmer (2008)

Teresa Palmer

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While dating Teresa Palmer Brand said, “I’m a changed man, there’s no more womanizing.” You’ll note this list doesn’t end here.



Hookup score: 10.0
Now she’s the hotness.



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Holly Madison (2009)

Holly Madison

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Guests at a Las Vegas hotel that Brand and Madison were staying at complained they could overhear the couple having sex.



Hookup score: 9.0
Yeesh…



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Katy Perry (2009-2011)

Katy Perry Russell Brand

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Do I really need to tell you about this one?



Hookup score: 10.0
Why these two got married, we have no idea.



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Geri Halliwell (2012)

Geri Halliwell

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Reportedly Ginger Spice and Brand met at the London Olympics closing ceremony and things went from there.



Hookup score: 9.0
Now these two would have been awesome if they had gotten married.



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Final Tally

Russell Brand’s Hookup Score: 99 points

Is it any surprise that a man who says that he “suffers” from a sex addiction has allegedly scored with so many sexy, famous celebrity women?

1. Leonardo DiCaprio – 187 points
2. Jack Nicholson – 163
3. Charlie Sheen – 136
4. Tommy Lee – 111

5. Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs – 110

6. Stephen Dorff – 109.5

7. Jamie Foxx – 108.5

8. Jared Leto – 108
9. Vin Diesel – 100.5

10. Russell Brand – 99

11. Seth MacFarlane – 98

12. Tiger Woods – 93.5

13. George Clooney – 93
14t. Benicio Del Toro – 91

14t. Josh Hartnett – 91
16. Chris Evans – 83.5
17t. Justin Timberlake – 82
17t. Ryan Phillippe – 82

19. Orlando Bloom – 81
20. Derek Jeter – 80
21t. David Duchovny – 78.5
21t. Marilyn Manson – 78.5

23. Owen Wilson – 77.5

24. Joe Jonas – 77
25. Ryan Reynolds – 75
26. Ashton Kutcher – 73
27t. Harry Styles – 72.5

27t. Jeremy Piven – 72.5

29. Ryan Gosling – 72
30t. Kanye West – 71
30t. Brad Pitt – 71
30t. Jude Law – 71
33t. Colin Farrell – 70
33t. Adam Levine – 70
35. Sean Penn – 69
36t. Taylor Lautner – 67

36t. Johnny Depp – 67
38. Jake Gyllenhaal – 66
39. Andy Roddick – 64.5

40t. Tom Brady – 64

40t. Mark Sanchez – 64
42t. Zac Efron – 63

42t. Adrien Brody – 63

42t. Adam Brody – 63

42t. Kevin Connolly – 63
46. Chris Pine – 62.5

47t. Michael Phelps – 62

47t. Adam Duritz – 62
49t. Alexander Skarsgard – 62
49t. Wilmer Valderrama – 62
49t. Gerard Butler – 62
52. Criss Angel – 61
53. John Mayer – 60
54. Bradley Cooper – 57
55. Shia LaBeouf – 56.5
56t. James Franco – 53

56t. Alex Rodriguez – 53
58. Will Smith – 52

59. Robert Downey, Jr. – 51.5
60. Edward Norton – 51
61. Paul Walker – 48.5

62. Matthew Morrison – 47


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About Douglas Charles... Douglas Charles is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.

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