Rachel Stevens is officially the Sexiest Woman Ever (now who is Rachel Stevens?)

FHM magazine, who I said FINALLY got a Sexiest Woman in the World list right (at least at the top) has gone and put some of their credibility in question by naming Rachel Stevens the Sexiest Woman of All Time. Am I the only one here saying, “Who the f–k is Rachel Stevens?” No? Good.

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Let me see… *looking around Guyism* Rachel Stevens… Rachel Stevens… Nope, never mentioned her name once on this site in five years. Wait, yes we did. There we go. She dated Stephen Dorff.

Please explain this baffling selection if you will, FHM

The former S Club 7 starlet and pin-up legend has fought off the likes of 100 Sexiest double-winners Jennifer Lopez and Cheryl Cole for the number one spot, without even topping the list before.

That being said, she’s been in the list 11 times, appeared on 8 FHM covers and has been the 100 Sexiest runner-up not once, not twice but thrice!

What’s S Club 7?

Oh, you put together a sexy video. Maybe that will shed some light…

Yeah, I guess that’s pretty hot and since FHM has been doing The Lord’s Work for so long I’ll have to give them the benefit of the doubt. Besides it was their readers that voted for her so who am I to judge? Silly Brits…

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