Paris Hilton just released a new single called…something, who cares…so I guess to celebrate she decided to head to the beach and do what she truly does best: look good in a bikini.
Say what you will about Paris Hilton: she’s vapid, annoying, talentless, spoiled, stupid, etc., but you do have to admit, girl does look good in a bikini. That’s probably the only reason why she hasn’t “mysteriously disappeared” yet.
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Oh yeah, here’s the cover of her single in case you have someone you’d like to torture in the next few days (the comments on it are priceless)…
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