Awesome news! Mila Kunis now wants to be a FULL-TIME mom

I told you guys repeatedly that Ashton Kutcher was going to ruin Mila Kunis and now it’s official as she says that she’s planning on being a “full-time mom.”

Granted, when I said that Kutcher would be the ruin of our dear Mila I was referring to him knocking her up and taking her out of action for a year or so, but now it’s so MUCH worse than just that.

Mila tells W magazine

“I never wanted to get married. From the age of 12, I prepared my parents for no marriage. Then things changed — I found the love of my life. Now my theory on weddings is: Don’t invite anyone. Do it privately and secretly. My parents are okay with that. They’re just excited that I said yes.”

“I have never wanted to be the person who only has business on her mind. To me, this job has always been a hobby that turned into a great profession, but I don’t eat and breathe acting. I’m sure Meryl Streep has a very different point of view. But I’m excited about being a full-time mom.”

In other words Mila Kunis is going to become Jessica Alba. We’ll not see her for say, five or six years, then she’ll come back? Please come back, Mila. Eh, she’ll come back. No way she and Kutcher-douche will stay together forever, right?

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