With rumors all over the place about the size of Michael Fassbender’s, ummm, you know, we thought that maybe there were a few famous ladies out there who have taken advantage of his, uh, prowess. So today we take a look at Michael Fassbender’s alleged dating history. Of course, this is also the guy who said last year that getting women is easy when you’re famous. So he’s 36, famous, never been married, and has those rumors going for him, surely he’s hooked up with his fair share of sexy famous women, right? Read on to find out.

Zoe Kravitz (2010-2011)

Kravitz and Fassbender starred in the movie X-Men: First Class and began dating as a result of that meeting.

Hookup score: 9.0
Hmmm…his famous hookups history doesn’t get going until just four years ago. That’s probably not good.

Nicole Beharie (2012-2013)

Beharie and Fassbender starred in the movie Shame and began dating as a result of that meeting.

Hookup score: 9.0
Well, he’s definitely following the actor’s dating playbook.

Cameron Diaz (2013)

This one was never 100% confirmed, but mutliple witnesses saw them being very flirty during dinner at a hotel before heading up to a suite together.

Hookup score: 8.5
Count it!

Louise Hazel (2013)

Louise Hazel is a (hot) British heptathlete (score) and reportedly met Fassbender while he was filming X-Men: Days of Future Past in Montreal.

Hookup score: 10.0
Damn, imagine dating a freaking heptathlete.

Rosario Dawson (2013)

Dawson and Fassbender were spotted together on a few occasions in London leading to speculation that, both single at the time, were dating.

Hookup score: 9.0
Not totally confirmed, but we’ll count it.

Madalina Ghenea (2013-2014)

Madalina Ghenea, the smoking hot Romanian model who was linked to both Gerard Butler and Leonardo DiCaprio (natch), were definitely dating. We’re just not sure if they still are.

Hookup score: 10.0
What he lacks in quantity he definitely makes up for in quality.

Other less-substantiated alleged flings: Jennifer Lawrence, Charlize Theron

Final Tally

Michael Fassbender’s Hookup Score: 55.5 points

Well, that was a little disappointing. Though if the rumors about him hooking up with Charlize Theron and Jennifer Lawrence are true, that would change everything.

1. Leonardo DiCaprio – 187 points
2. Jack Nicholson – 163
3. Charlie Sheen – 136
4. Lenny Kravitz – 129.5
5. Bruce Willis – 120
6. Chace Crawford – 119.5
7. John Stamos – 115
8. Nicolas Cage – 114
9. 50 Cent – 113
10. Tommy Lee – 111
11. Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs – 110
12. Stephen Dorff – 109.5
13. Jamie Foxx – 108.5
14. Jared Leto – 108
15. Keanu Reeves – 103.5
16. Vin Diesel – 100.5
17. Cristiano Ronaldo – 99.5
18. Russell Brand – 99
19. Seth MacFarlane – 98
20. Tiger Woods – 93.5
21. George Clooney – 93
22. Tom Cruise – 92.5
23t. Benicio Del Toro – 91
23t. Josh Hartnett – 91
25. Ryan Seacrest – 88.5
26. Drake – 88
27. Jonathan Rhys Meyers – 84.5
28. Chris Evans – 83.5
29t. Justin Timberlake – 82
29t. Ryan Phillippe – 82
29t. Tyson Beckford – 82
32t. Ben Affleck – 81
32t. Orlando Bloom – 81
34t. Eminem – 80
34t. Josh Hutcherson – 80
34t. Tyrese Gibson – 80
34t. Derek Jeter – 80
38t. Alec Baldwin – 78.5
38t. David Duchovny – 78.5
38t. Marilyn Manson – 78.5
41t. Jim Carrey – 77.5
41t. Owen Wilson – 77.5
43. Joe Jonas – 77
44. Ryan Reynolds – 75
45. Ashton Kutcher – 73
46t. Harry Styles – 72.5
46t. Jeremy Piven – 72.5
48. Ryan Gosling – 72
49t. Kanye West – 71
49t. Brad Pitt – 71
49t. Jude Law – 71
52t. Justin Long – 70
52t. Colin Farrell – 70
52t. Adam Levine – 70
55t. Usher – 69
55t. Sean Penn – 69
57t. Taylor Lautner – 67
57t. Johnny Depp – 67
59t. Ian Somerhalder – 66
59t. Jake Gyllenhaal – 66
61t. Max George – 64.5
61t. Andy Roddick – 64.5
63t. Tom Brady – 64
63t. Mark Sanchez – 64
63t. Joseph Gordon-Levitt – 63
66t. Zac Efron – 63
66t. Adrien Brody – 63
66t. Adam Brody – 63
66t. Kevin Connolly – 63
70. Chris Pine – 62.5
71t. Michael Phelps – 62
71t. Adam Duritz – 62
71t. Alexander Skarsgard – 62
71t. Wilmer Valderrama – 62
71t. Gerard Butler – 62
76. Liam Neeson – 61.5
77. Criss Angel – 61
78. John Mayer – 60
79. Bradley Cooper – 57
80. Shia LaBeouf – 56.5
81. Michael Fassbender – 55.5
82t. James Franco – 53
82t. Alex Rodriguez – 53
84t. Will Smith – 52
84t. Kellan Lutz – 52
86. Robert Downey, Jr. – 51.5
87. Edward Norton – 51
88. Paul Walker – 48.5
89. Matthew Morrison – 47