Lady Gaga thinks Perez Hilton might try to blow up her home

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In what I am calling “The Supreme Battle of Stupidity” Lady Gaga now thinks that her archenemy Perez Hilton might try to blow up her apartment.

Apparently these two are in the midst of some sort of dumbass tiff over him apparently living in the same building as her.

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In a recent interview with USA Today, Gaga had this to say —

“It’s fine to hate me afar. Everyone can hate me from afar. But the second you try to move in next door to me, I know you’re getting too close, and it’s not safe,” Gaga said.

“I have lots of security,” she continued. “I get death threats all the time. Some things bring out the New Yorker in me. If you hate somebody and you want to move next door to me, the only thing I can think of is that you’re moving in because you want to blow yourself up. There’s thousands and millions of apartments in New York. You don’t need to move in next door to me.”

You know what? I believe her when she says that that is the ONLY thing she can think of.

Idiots.

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