North West, Kim Kardashian and Kanye’s baby, had her first birthday party called “Kidchella” which was so far overboard that even Kendall Jenner knew she had to do something sexy so we wouldn’t vomit on ourselves from all the excess.
I’ve always said Kendall is the “normal” one, so thanks to her we can actually talk about this Kris Jenner-Kanye production of opulence and stupidity without being forced to kill ourselves. Thanks, Kendall.
The stupid party was basically a kid version of Coachella complete with a Ferris wheel, bouncy houses, several stages for performers and other nonsense…all for a one year-old child that would have been just as happy playing with the wrapping paper and bows from a handful of meaningless presents.
Thankfully, Kendall was there to save the day lip-synching to Kanye West and Rihanna in a hot little crop top. (I still say Kendall and Kim are somehow not related.)
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