Kelly Brook’s new fiance was arrested for crashing a van full of dead badgers into a bus stop

I know that headline is really long, but seriously how could I leave any of that out? The dude Kelly Brook reportedly just got engaged to crashed a van full of dead badgers into bus stop. That’s pure gold.

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The guy’s name is David Mcintosh, also known as Tornado, and he is a former star of a British TV show called Gladiators. Seriously I am not making any of this up.

The couple have been dating for about 11 weeks and even broke up once because he was reportedly “fame hungry,” but now are reportedly getting married.

And he crashed a van full of dead badgers into bus stop.

Oh yes, this is going to work out just fine.

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