Ranking the hot hookups of Jonathan Rhys Meyers

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Irish actor Jonathan Rhys Meyers has been in the news a lot lately for appearing in The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones and now with a new show on NBC starring as Dracula. Seems like the perfect time to look back at his alleged dating history. Meyers appears to have the advantage of not only being rich and famous, he’s also been a bit of a bad boy in real life over the years. Seems like that kind of guy would do well when it comes to hooking up with the pretty and famous, don’t you think? Read on to find out if that’s the case.

Estella Warren (Dates unclear)

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No details really to found on this, not even a time frame, but multiple sources say they did date, probably many years ago.

Hookup score: 9.5
Good start.

Asia Argento (1998)

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Argento and Meyers met while working on the film B. Monkey and dated as they were filming. She later said with regard to this relationship, “Actors are very dull lovers.”

Hookup score: 9.5
So much for that good start.

Toni Collette (1998-1999)

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Collette and Meyers reportedly began dating around the time of their filming Velvet Goldmine together.

Hookup score: 8.5
And that’s about it.

Rachael Leigh Cook (2002)

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Cook and Meyers were together briefly after starring in the film Tangled together.

Hookup score: 9.0
Things are getting back on track now for JRM.

Lisa Butcher (2002-2003)

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Jonathan and Lisa dated for about a year. She’s an English fashion model and TV presenter. (I had to look it up.)

Hookup score: 8.5
We like English fashion models.

Reena Hammer (2004-2010)

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Reena Hammer is an heiress so we’re counting her as famous.

Hookup score: 8.0
Ooh, a six year relationship. This one’s going to hurt his overall score.

Katie McGrath (2007)

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McGrath is an Irish actress best known for playing Morgana on the BBC One TV series Merlin. She worked with him on The Tudors and will be doing so again on Dracula.

Hookup score: 8.5
Uh oh. Working together…again. (The guy photobombing does not approve.)

Katie Larmour (2008)

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In 2011, Larmour was voted FHM’s number one “Holiday Honey” for the UK and Ireland. For whatever that’s worth.

Hookup score: 8.5
Also, this is the second Katie in a row. Which means nothing.

Donatella Versace (2009)

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We haven’t mentioned it yet, but Jonathan has had a bit of an alcohol problem over the years (part of that whole bad boy image I talked about previously).

Hookup score: 6.0
Really the only explanation we can come up with here.

Victoria Keon-Cohen (2012-Present)


Victoria Keon-Cohen is an Australian fashion model and activist. Sorry, but this is what you get when you chronicle the dating history of non-Americans. But hey, Australian fashion model…that’s good!!

Hookup score: 8.5
I think they’re still dating.

Final Tally

Jonathan Rhys Meyers’ Hookup Score: 84.5 points

Good for 20th place. Pretty impressive considering he was with one woman for about six years there. Guess the girls do like a rich, famous, bad boy.

1. Leonardo DiCaprio – 187 points
2. Jack Nicholson – 163
3. Charlie Sheen – 136
4. Bruce Willis – 120
5. Tommy Lee – 111
6. Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs – 110
7. Stephen Dorff – 109.5
8. Jamie Foxx – 108.5
9. Jared Leto – 108
10. Vin Diesel – 100.5
11. Cristiano Ronaldo – 99.5
12. Russell Brand – 99
13. Seth MacFarlane – 98
14. Tiger Woods – 93.5
15. George Clooney – 93
16. Tom Cruise – 92.5
17t. Benicio Del Toro – 91
17t. Josh Hartnett – 91
19. Drake – 88
20. Jonathan Rhys Meyers – 84.5
21. Chris Evans – 83.5
22t. Justin Timberlake – 82
22t. Ryan Phillippe – 82
22t. Tyson Beckford – 82
25t. Ben Affleck – 81
25t. Orlando Bloom – 81
27t. Josh Hutcherson – 80
27t. Tyrese Gibson – 80
27t. Derek Jeter – 80
30t. David Duchovny – 78.5
30t. Marilyn Manson – 78.5
32t. Jim Carrey – 77.5
32t. Owen Wilson – 77.5
34. Joe Jonas – 77
35. Ryan Reynolds – 75
36. Ashton Kutcher – 73
37t. Harry Styles – 72.5
37t. Jeremy Piven – 72.5
39. Ryan Gosling – 72
40t. Kanye West – 71
40t. Brad Pitt – 71
40t. Jude Law – 71
43t. Colin Farrell – 70
43t. Adam Levine – 70
45t. Usher – 69

45t. Sean Penn – 69
47t. Taylor Lautner – 67
47t. Johnny Depp – 67
49t. Ian Somerhalder – 66.0
49t. Jake Gyllenhaal – 66
51. Andy Roddick – 64.5
52t. Tom Brady – 64
52t. Mark Sanchez – 64
52t. Joseph Gordon-Levitt – 63
55t. Zac Efron – 63
55t. Adrien Brody – 63
55t. Adam Brody – 63
55t. Kevin Connolly – 63
59. Chris Pine – 62.5
60t. Michael Phelps – 62
60t. Adam Duritz – 62
60t. Alexander Skarsgard – 62
60t. Wilmer Valderrama – 62
60t. Gerard Butler – 62
65. Liam Neeson – 61.5
66. Criss Angel – 61
67. John Mayer – 60
68. Bradley Cooper – 57
69. Shia LaBeouf – 56.5
70t. James Franco – 53
70t. Alex Rodriguez – 53
72. Will Smith – 52
73. Robert Downey, Jr. – 51.5
74. Edward Norton – 51
75. Paul Walker – 48.5
76. Matthew Morrison – 47