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Ranking the hot hookups of Jim Carrey

By / 09.30.13
Jim Carrey dating history girlfriends

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With news last week that Dumb and Dumber To was actually being made we thought what better time to take a look back at Jim Carrey’s alleged dating history than right now? Answer? There is no better time so that’s just what we’re going to do. We always hear that a guy having a sense of humor is really important to women so surely Jim Carrey has dated a lot of famous, sexy ladies, right? Read on to find out.

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Lauren Holly (1994-1997)

Lauren Holly dating

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Carrey and Holly met while filming Dumb and Dumber (!) and were eventually married in 1996. Sadly, it didn’t last forever.

Hookup score: 8.5
At least Lloyd’s “chance” came through there for awhile.

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Courteney Cox (1995)

Courteney Cox dating

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Cox and Carrey worked together on Ace Ventura: Pet Detective so the tabloids naturally said they were dating. This was never confirmed and since it was 1995 the Internet is bereft of information.

Hookup score: 8.0
Point deduction since no confirmation.

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Renee Zellweger (1999-2000)

Renee Zellweger dating

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Renee and Jim worked together on My, Myself & Irene and began dating. At one point they were even engaged, but no marriage ever took place.

Hookup score: 8.5
Are we seeing a pattern here?

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Laurie Holden (2001)

Laurie Holden dating

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Carrey and actress Laurie Holden supposedly dated, or hooked up, or something.

Hookup score: 8.5
Not much information out there and none of us really care.

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Anastasia Volochkova (2002)

Anastasia Volochkova dating

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Anastasia Volochkova is a Russian prima ballerina who Carrey “dated” on a trip he made to Moscow. As for the date, Carrey was quoted as saying, “I’ve never been on a date with a beautiful girl and two machine guns.”

Hookup score: 9.0
Not sure, but this may have just been a one-time thing.

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January Jones (2002)

January Jones dating

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Jones and Carrey dated briefly until, as it was reported, they broke up because Jones was also dating Brandon Davis.

Hookup score: 8.5
This just seems like the very oddest of couples.

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Nicole Kidman (2003)

Nicole Kidman dating

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Remember Batman Forever? (Probably not because you loved it.) Carrey and Kidman were both in it, but that has pretty much nothing to do with them allegedly dating.

Hookup score: 8.0
Never confirmed – downgrade.

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Anine Bing (2004)

Anine Bing

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Anine Bing is a Danish model best know for being the WAG of footballer Anders Svensson. She and Carrey reportedly dated.

Hookup score: 9.0
Again, almost no details. Sorry, Jim’s good like that.

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Jenny McCarthy (2005-2010)

Jenny McCarthy dating

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This one we have too many details on, but the highlight was that we found out that they broke up via…Twitter.

Hookup score: 9.5
They were kind of annoying together.

Other less-substantiated alleged flings: Allison McCurdy, Amanda Donohoe

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Final Tally

Jim Carrey’s Hookup Score: 77.5 points

29th place. Not bad, not great. Too many long term relationships or this might have been higher. That or maybe women actually do want more than a sense of humor in a man. Who knows?

1. Leonardo DiCaprio – 187 points
2. Jack Nicholson – 163
3. Charlie Sheen – 136
4. Bruce Willis – 120
5. Tommy Lee – 111

6. Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs – 110

7. Stephen Dorff – 109.5

8. Jamie Foxx – 108.5

9. Jared Leto – 108
10. Vin Diesel – 100.5

11. Cristiano Ronaldo – 99.5

12. Russell Brand – 99

13. Seth MacFarlane – 98

14. Tiger Woods – 93.5

15. George Clooney – 93
16. Tom Cruise – 92.5

17t. Benicio Del Toro – 91

17t. Josh Hartnett – 91
19. Chris Evans – 83.5
20t. Justin Timberlake – 82
20t. Ryan Phillippe – 82

20t. Tyson Beckford – 82

23t. Ben Affleck – 81

23t. Orlando Bloom – 81
25t. Tyrese Gibson – 80

25t. Derek Jeter – 80
27t. David Duchovny – 78.5
27t. Marilyn Manson – 78.5

29t. Jim Carrey – 77.5

29t. Owen Wilson – 77.5

31. Joe Jonas – 77
32. Ryan Reynolds – 75
33. Ashton Kutcher – 73
34t. Harry Styles – 72.5

34t. Jeremy Piven – 72.5

36. Ryan Gosling – 72
37t. Kanye West – 71
37t. Brad Pitt – 71
37t. Jude Law – 71
40t. Colin Farrell – 70
40t. Adam Levine – 70
42. Sean Penn – 69
43t. Taylor Lautner – 67

43t. Johnny Depp – 67
45t. Ian Somerhalder – 66.0

45t. Jake Gyllenhaal – 66
47. Andy Roddick – 64.5

48t. Tom Brady – 64

48t. Mark Sanchez – 64
48t. Joseph Gordon-Levitt – 63

51t. Zac Efron – 63

51t. Adrien Brody – 63

51t. Adam Brody – 63

51t. Kevin Connolly – 63
55. Chris Pine – 62.5

56t. Michael Phelps – 62

56t. Adam Duritz – 62
56t. Alexander Skarsgard – 62
56t. Wilmer Valderrama – 62
56t. Gerard Butler – 62
61. Liam Neeson – 61.5

62. Criss Angel – 61
63. John Mayer – 60
64. Bradley Cooper – 57
65. Shia LaBeouf – 56.5
66t. James Franco – 53

66t. Alex Rodriguez – 53
68. Will Smith – 52

69. Robert Downey, Jr. – 51.5
70. Edward Norton – 51
71. Paul Walker – 48.5

72. Matthew Morrison – 47

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Douglas Charles
About Douglas Charles... Douglas Charles is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.

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