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Jessica Alba also lives on a different planet than I do, but I digress. According to a recent interview she did Jessica Alba tries her best to be relatable to the average woman with this nonsensical comment to Women’s Health UK: “I have cellulite and stretch marks – and I have a muffin top! I [also] have a brutally short attention span. It means I’m useless at working out. I get so bored.”

One problem here is that I can’t find that statement anywhere on the page that this site, this site, this site, and many others linked. Did Women’s Health remove it or am I just blind? (Full disclosure: I could be blind.) And if they did remove it? What does that say about them and Jessica Alba?

The second problem we have is that Jessica Alba is nuts if anyone is buying that she has a muffin top. We’ve seen (177) pictures of her in a bikini (and semi-topless) since giving birth and if that’s what not working out does for a woman after giving birth she has some ridiculously talented genes.

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About Douglas Charles... Douglas Charles is the co-founder of, now a part of BroBible. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.
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