According to a report, Gwyneth Paltrow approves of her “consciously uncoupled” ex-husband Chris Martin dating Jennifer Lawrence. Phew! I thought maybe they were going to have a fist fight or something. (That could still happen, right? Okay, cool.)
According to Us Weekly, “Her take is, ‘Hey, he could do worse.’ She just wants him to be happy.”
He could definitely do worse.
As for why Chris Martin would be interested in Jennifer Lawrence, other than the OBVIOUS reasons, an insider says, “She’s just a cool girl. She’s the anti-Gwyneth. She’s not so rigid, and Chris is responding to that. He’s enjoying being with someone carefree. He’s smiling again. Genuinely.”
No, Angelina Jolie is the anti-Gwyneth. But that being said, I’d be f-cking smiling too. You’d have to get a damn flamethrower and the jaws of life to get me to stop smiling if I was dating Jennifer Lawrence.
As for Gwyneth Paltrow doing the Ice Bucket Challenge in a bikini? It’s literally the first thing she’s done in, hmmm, ever that I actually like about her. Even if the video looks like it was shot with a camera from circa 2002.
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