Gisele Bundchen makes $128,000 a day (that is not a typo)

Let me repeat that. Gisele Bundchen makes 128-freaking-thousand dollars a day. For doing what? I just, I uh, I have no words.

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Please help me out and take it from here Forbes

The last twelve months, however, can be described as the best in Bundchen’s two-decade career. According to FORBES estimates, the Brazilian supermodel pocketed $47 million (or $128,000 per day), thanks to lucrative contracts with the likes of H&M , Chanel , Carolina Herrera and Louis Vuitton.

Okay. I’ve got myself together now. At least enough to dig a little deeper and find out that despite making $128,000 A DAY, Gisele’s life isn’t all peaches and cream, you guys.

“It’s sad, because the people who write these things don’t have my bank account details,” says Gisele about her earnings. “I do OK, I earn plenty, but not as much as they say. I’ve already been audited by the IRS because of this list and, truthfully, whether I’m on this list or not doesn’t interest me.”

Suddenly this GIF makes SO much more sense to me…

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How Gisele Bundchen Earned $386 Million Throughout Her Career — And Scored A Spot At Sunday’s World Cup Final [Forbes]

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