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Eva Longoria named Woman of the Year by ‘Maxim’

By 01.07.14

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Eva Longoria has been named Woman of the Year by Maxim magazine. Why? I really have no idea. Let’s see if we can figure it out. Perhaps it was her voice-acting work for the Hulu cartoon Mother Up! she did in 2013? No, that can’t possibly be it. Her voice-acting work in Season 25 episode of The Simpsons called “The Kid is All Right?” Nah. Her guest star role on the quickly canceled NBC show Welcome to the Family? Surely not. Let’s go to Maxim’s Web site and see if they can shed some light on this.

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She was the sexiest suburbanite in history on Desperate Housewives, and now she’s a big shot producer, a savvy businesswoman, and our 2014 Woman of the Year. Is there anything Eva Longoria can’t do? (Hint: The answer is no.)

Well that didn’t help much. How about her interview in the magazine?

Ah, she got her Master’s Degree in Chicano Studies from California State University in Northridge in May, she produced the show Devious Maids, she released a cookbook, and spoke at the Democratic National Convention. All nice, but Woman of the Year? Still seems like an odd choice.

See where Eva ranked on our list of the 100 sexiest actresses in their 30s.

Eva Longoria: Maxim January/February Cover Girl [Maxim]

Douglas Charles
About Douglas Charles... Douglas Charles is the co-founder of, now a part of BroBible. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.
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