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By 06.17.13
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So… I guess Farrah Abraham isn’t going to be Charlie Sheen’s next Goddess after all. Too bad. That could have been fun.

After Farrah Abraham leaked their private text messages, Charlie Sheen was apparently none too pleased according to TMZ who obtained this letter that he wrote to Teen Mom Superstar…

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow.

Tranny-boobs? But they’re new!

Poor Middle Earth. They’re going to be so pissed.

Farrah Abraham is a ‘Desperate Guzzler of Douche Agua’ [TMZ]

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