Wardrobe malfunctions are the classic “oops” moment for celebrities. Some laugh it off, tweet out their mishap like Sofia Vergara. Others hide in shame and blame perverted paparazzi like Anne Hathaway. Take a look at this Guyism list of the 30 most hilarious celebrity wardrobe malfunctions.
(Images are safe for work. Nothing you wouldn’t see at a Vegas poolside.)
30 Katy Perry stuffs her bra
29 Coco and her disappearing thong
True story: Coco spends half her day yelling at Ice-T and the other half picking out wedgies.
28 Sofia Vergara ass breaks dress
The lovely, bootylicious Sofia Vergara was having a grand ol’ time at the 2012 Emmy Awards when BAM, her dress busted wide open revealing her thong. /and faints
27 Miranda Kerr boobs
Miranda Kerr’s boob slippage was responsible for the conception of my future child. She has an open offer as the baby’s Godmother—and nanny. Moreso the latter if she’s interested.
26 Nikki Minaj’s nipple on Good Morning America
Who doesn’t like some boob with their morning coffee? During a performance on GMA in 2011, Nicki Minaj’s nipple wanted to come out and play. The FCC was not amused.
25 Anne Hathaway upskirt
24 Venus Williams with the nude colored panties
Everybody was up in arms thinking Venus Williams went panty-less during the French Open. Turns out she just has really cool style you guys!
23 JWoww’s upskirt was uh, spanxy?
WHAT. IS. THAT? Like, seriously, what are we looking at?
22 Pamela Anderson asked to cover up on Ellen
Pamela Anderson brought out the big guns for an appearance on Ellen. The producers waited until taping to inform her that gigantic mammaries were not suitable for nationally televised shows. But Baywatch was ok because lifeguards and boobs go together like peanut butter and jelly said one smart TV exec.
21 Farrah Abraham lets it hang out (not in her sex tape)
Let’s get something straight here. It’s not a wardrobe malfunction when you have a raunchy sex tape in which there are multiple anal sex closeups and no I didn’t watch it.
20 Taylor Swift concert
Taylor Swift will never, ever, ever wear this dress again after a breeze lifted it, revealing some spanx or panties or something I’ve never seen before that might be cool.
19 Katherine Heigl recovers quickly
Which inevitably led to another movie role Katherine Heigl didn’t deserve.
18 Khloe Kardashian’s boob on Fox News
The uber-conservative Fox News brought on Khloe Kardashian. Her nipple came out. This was the worst thing to ever happen on television since Keeping up with the Kardashians premiered.
17 Deena from Jersey Shore scares children
This was Deena impersonating her Jersey Shore buddy Snooki. Side note: Jersey Shore ruined America. Side note: This pic ruined me.
16 Lady Gaga is not a hermaphrodite
Remember when people were like, “oh my god, I saw Lady Gaga’s micro penis on stage.” Yea, I looked at the pic. My life hasn’t been the same.
15 Heidi Montag is trying to stay relevant
FACT: This is officially the poor man’s sex tape. The “I’m trying to be relevant but not I’m not going to show you but sorta look at my boobs.” Just wait until she hits rock bottom folks.
14 Emma Watson pastie
A part of me feels weird seeing Hermione Granger’s pastied nipple and part of me screams “EXPERILLAMUS” upon climax. Those two things might be related.
13 Britney Spears buttcheeks
Britney Spears spent an entire decade adjusting her dress and flashing paparazzi. It was only recently that she moved on to flashing her son’s friends at soccer games.
12 Rosario Dawson goes commando
Nope, she planned this. Nobody leaves the house exposing their vagina to a swift breeze. You hear me vagina! Find a hat or something!
11 Eva Longoria wardrobe malfunction, like all the time
Eva Longoria is a walking wardrobe mishap. She admits to not wearing panties which, uh, (shifts in his chair) and dear God, I need some alone time.
10 Tara Reid’s boob wants to come out and play
This isn’t a wardrobe malfunction. This is a 20-something with too many cocktails in her showing a botched boob job to the masses.
9 Snooki’s short skirt is the nadir of your existence
That’s not a butt, that’s two pigs tanning on the beach under a towel.
8 Janet Jackson ruins the Super Bowl for children
“Janet Jackson’s boob pastie began the decline of Western Civilization.” ~Bob Costas, probably
7 Pink goes bare booty
Perhaps you should talk to Venus Williams about some flesh colored panties.
6 Mariah Carey’s dress busts open on Good Morning America
The queen diva had some babies, plumped out a little and attempts to fit into the same clothes she did in the 90s. The result was yet another wardrobe malfunction on GMA.
5 Selena Gomez spanx
Jealous Justin Bieber?
4 Kim Kardashian’s butt breaks zipper
3 Maria Menounos bikini wardrobe malfunction
We’ll let Maria describe this one for you. “You know you’re in a crazy reality when you get wind that there are photos of you out there and you’re actually praying, “Please let it be nipple. Please let it be nipple. My bathing suit had shifted, tThe tide smashed me and I’m walking out like smiling.” Everyone else was smiling too Maria—I think.
2 Paris Hilton upskirt
Paris Hilton is poor and can’t afford underwear. That’s her explanation and she’s sticking with it.
1 Jennifer Lawrence wardrobe malfunction
Jennifer Lawrence was at the peak of her popularity at the 2013 SAG Awards when her dress inexplicably came apart causing her to tumble on some steps. She recovered and she’s still adorable and don’t you dare say anything bad about her.
(Previously published on June 20, 2013.)
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