Cameron Diaz and Jason Segal are probably having sex now

No, I don’t mean right at this very moment (eww), I mean that Cameron Diaz and Jason Segal are rumored to now be dating. Quite a move from Michelle Williams for Segal if true, huh? As for Diaz, this would be just another notch on her well-worn bedpost (notch, notch, notch, notch, notch, notch, notch, notch, notch, notch).

According to Hollyscoop

This might be the weirdest/worst pairing and we honestly don’t know why…perhaps it’s because Cameron Diaz has dated all the age-appropriate men in Hollywood that aren’t already married, except Jason.

According to an eyewitness, “they were dining at [upscale eatery] Nick and Toni’s [in the Hamptons] and seemed to be on a date.”

So back to the original question. If this is true and Diaz and Segal are dating is this an upward move, a downward move, or a sideways move for Segal from Michelle Williams? Personally I’d rather have sex with Cesar Romero dressed up as The Joker than Cameron Diaz, but I’ll let you make your own call here.

Cameron Diaz Might Be Dating Jason Segel [Hollyscoop]