Because everyone knows that working with your spouse is a giant pain in the ass it should come as no surprise that Beyonce and Jay-Z will be getting a divorce soon…allegedly.
I say allegedly because, well, this is what is known in my circles as “celebrity gossip” aka “probably bullshit.” Not that I don’t TOTALLY trust the New York Post and all, and they do make a compelling case, but…judge for yourself.
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“They are trying to figure out a way to split without divorcing … This is a huge concert tour and they’ve already gotten most of the money from the promoters up front,” the source said.
Despite the tens of millions the couple will pocket from the current tour, this will certainly be their last and the end of the tour could officially spell the end of the marriage, the source said.
“There are no rings, if you haven’t noticed,” the source said, admitting that he thought things would get better after the birth of the couple’s daughter, Blue Ivy Carter.
Ah, the old “let’s have a kid and that’ll bring us closer together” nonsense that millions have sold themselves on only to see things still go down in a ball of flames.
If this is true then it looks like we finally have SOMETHING in common with not only celebrities, but two of the biggest celebs on the planet: they suck at being married just as much as everyone else.
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